Suck Water, Not the National Budget📣
Because we don’t just “give water” — we start a movement where every drop has a price.
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Your Metamask has never been so wet! (18+) đź’¦
Third Street is a decentralized platform for tenders, supplies, and financing tech projects — all powered by the almighty crypto. We’re building a place where: 🔹 Money works, even if you don’t. 🔹 Projects grow, even if you haven’t yet. 🔹 Staking slaps, instead of draining your brain. Oh, and we’ve got our own token — $SOW (Suck Our Water). Why? Because we remember where it all started: the old water pump on Third Street, childhood, freedom… Now it’s a full-on blockchain rebellion. You can support real-world projects just by staking your $SOW. You're like a wholesome sugar daddy — but instead of borsch, you're feeding projects. Proof of Stake? Sure. But with street vibes.
Q1 — It all starts with the pump
Q2 — Beta. Maybe alpha. We’re not sure.
Q3 — Hardcore & stake
Q4 — We’re hyped, but not burning out
Q1 — It all starts with the pump
Q2 — Beta. Maybe alpha. We’re not sure.
Q3 — Hardcore & stake
Q4 — We’re hyped, but not burning out
🔹Came up with the name before we changed our minds 🔹Launched the Telegram. Posted memes. Regretted nothing 🔹Created the SOW token. Laughed for 30 minutes. Then realized it was genius 🔹Designed a logo. Then redesigned it. Then again
🔹Launching a website (or at least something that looks like one) 🔹Dropping the roadmap — no fluff, we’re saving water 🔹Launching platform and project submission forms: tenders, supplies, or just believe in the dream 🔹Enabling SOW staking. If we’re still in pajamas, at least the token’s working
🔹DAO governance — more democracy than in some actual countries👀 🔹First funded projects — no Web3 buzzword salad, just real stuff 🔹Partnerships (yeah, we double-checked how to spell it) with projects we’re proud to retweet
🔹Launching a mobile app (or at least buttons that don’t crash everything) 🔹Meme-heavy campaign: “Suck Water, Not the National Budget📣” 🔹Exchange listings — maybe big ones. Maybe very big 🔹Year-end retrospective event — with the water pump, music, and a toast to SOW and Third Street
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Meet our creative team, those who have passion to work and make our clients more comfortable and happy.